QiAo yiNg MadE mE DO it!!!

i told qiao ying that i haven't up-dated my blog in a while. so she made me sit here and post something. she told me a secret but i'm not allowed to tell anyone... since she is sitting next to me i am not even allowed to give a hint(maybe next time when she is not here) hehehehehehe.... let's see...my relatives came over the weekend and ruined every chance i had to study(but secretly i am thankful) and i received an award for being placed second in my class...and i also got a peribahasa book which is of no use to me!!!i haven't finish what i want to say but qiao ying is forcing me to publish my post(farhana also). so thank you and bye bye

tHInGs i WondER abOuT...

• WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME???
  
  
• TIME MAY BE A GREAT HEALER, BUT IT'S A LOUSY
  
• BEAUTICIAN!!!
  
  
• WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE???
  
  
• WHAT IS A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE LIKE? NIGHT, OF COURSE!
  
  
• DO YOU EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
  
  
• I RECENTLY REALISED THET FAMILIES ARE LIKE FUDGE...MOSTLY
  
• SWEET , WITH A FEW NUTS(Pssssssst... that's me)
  
  
• LIFE IS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED.
  
  
• WHY DOES A TAX INCREASE COST YOU A $100 AND A TAX CUT
  
• SAVES YOU 30C?
  
  
• WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
  
  
• MY WEIGHT IS PERFECT FOR MY HEIGHT -WHICH VARIES.
  
  
• WHY IS THERE NO EGG IN AN EGGPLANT?
  
  
• WHY IS A GUINEA PIG NOT FROM GUINEA OR A PIG?
  
  
• IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES,WHAT DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT?
  

my little depression

today i am stuck in a smalll hole of depression. so, i have decided to create a little poem about it; here we go...

HELP ME!!!

i am stuck in this whirpool,

that sucks you dry,

and leaves you high,

what have i done?

what do i have to do?

loneliness seeps through me,

like water in tissue,

i love myself,

do i?

i hate myself,

can i?

the demands,

the instructions,

the tasks,

the tension,

building pressure,

mounting...

like an active volcano,

that has been blocked

with a cork,

HELP ME!!!

don't worry,

i'll be fine,

i'm to intelligent to kill myself!!!